Nice work, David Spade. You impregnated your 22-year-old ex-girlfriend. You must be THRILLED. Jillian Grace is an ex-Playboy Playmate and she is reportedly impregnated with Spade's baby and due this summer.
Spade has inexplicably worked his way through every availble D-list trim in Hollywood, so it was inevitable he'd sire a short, floppy-haired droll baby.
He's not admitting he's the daddy, however he's not denying it either.
"If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility," he says. Get your Tommy Boy/Just Shoot Me dollars out, because you are so very busted. This skeeze is going to take you to the boards and back. You might even have to go get a job to afford the golden pregnant lady Crocs this chick will want to wear.
Spade admits that he had a relationship with Jillian, and the two are reportedly trying to figure out the child support arrangement before the baby births this summer.
He's going to be the oldest floppy-haired sarcastic wispy father at the Hollywood High graduation ceremony.
Justin Timberlake made an appearance on Leno yesterday evening, and was not asked to make his "gayest face." He's usually making it anyway. Leno asked him straight out if he was engaged to his Amazonian galpal Jessica Biel.
"Am I engaged? In what?" Timberlake asked, telling Leno, "I'm engaged in a conversation with you." He's slick, that one. With his twisty words! Timberlake also denied that Biel is impregnated. You'd need a jack hammer to penetrate those walls with an egg! She's that tough.
Timberlake did admit he's dating her (they recently moved in together), and when male audience members yelled their support, he said "woo is right!" They're just in awe that she hasn't crushed your tiny ass with her massive rockhard wrestler thighs. That chick is like bricks.
These are some lovely shots of Reese Witherspoon. No, really. She looks very cutesy-pretty. But I'm wondering what some of these motions she's doing mean. Is she late or having trouble hearing the questions? I think she's supposed to be showing off some sort of jewelry for Avon however she also looks like she's trying to hear the directions to land the plane. Get some of those orange flags or a Songbird! It's disposable!
Reese Witherspoon is an Avon Global Ambassador and here she is at a press conference in Tokyo announcing Avon Japan's partnership with the United Nations Development Fund For Women (UNIFEM). Reese helped introduce Avon's global fundraising product, the Women's Empowerment Bracelet. Like Wonder Woman's!
So that's what she was doing. She's probably holding her hand to her ear to still try and decipher the questions, though. You're not deaf, it's Japanese!
Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl's name is missing from the ballot of this year's Emmy nominees, according to the LA Times. Kathy took the Emmy last year for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama. So why didn't she submit her name this year? And yes, I called her "Kathy". You know she hates it. Anyway, she's blaming he writers of Grey's Anatomy.
"I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials," she said in a statement.
I don't watch the show, did she really have nothing to do this season? You would expect an uppity bitch like her would have put some demands on the writers to make her character retarded or have cancer or something like that to contend with. It should have been repeat Emmy gold for her ass.
As we told you earlier, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, human runoff from The Hills, are in talks with MTV for their own show. And according to E! News, the couple have been chatting with the network about the possibility of having their wedding filmed to air on TV.
The two publicity black holes told Us Weekly that their "dream wedding" would be catered by Wolfgang Puck's Cut restaurant, include a performance by U2 (as well as a performance by Heidi, which I agree would be an AWESOME addition to the wedding lineup) and take place on Richard Branson's Necker Island in the Virgin Islands.
Yes, because hearing Heidi squawk out some of her inane lyrics either before or after Bono is such a great way to downplay the disparity of talent between the two.
If this actually does end up on TV, it would only be fair for them to would also oblige us with a televised public hanging. At least it would be less gruesome to watch
Bless Kate Hudson's heart, we know that she's got the whole dingy-however-sweet romantic comedy heroine thing down to a science, however her acting muscles can only stretch so far. She's maintaining her code of silence about her Armstrong relationship. During her interview on The View, Hudson balked at the direct line of questioning from Barbara Walters with a bunch of blushing and goofy smiles.
She playfully told the ladies, "Yeah, I try not to talk about my personal life." Hmm, maybe the root of the problem is that she has a pretty damn active personal life.
More photos of Kate Hudson attending the Stella McCartney Spring 2009 fashion presentation at the Jefferson Market Garden in Greenwich Village after the jump.
In "Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood" proud new mother and father, Tori Spelling and actor husband Dean McDermott, are checking out of the bed & breakfast business and moving back to Hollywood. This season features Spelling and McDermott as they buy their first home, celebrate son Liam's first birthday, publish Tori's first book#-and get ready for the birth of their first daughter! Season premieres Tuesday, June 17th at 10/9C only on Oxygen.
The What Happens in Vegas star has been sporting some noticeable scruff on his usually clean-shaven face. However the hair growth not a fashion statement. Kutcher's reason for the bearded visage is in his religious beliefs.
According an In Touch insider, "He is growing it because of the Jewish and Kabbalah holiday called Lag Ba'Omer." Traditionally, men shave their beards after the 49 days between Passover and Shavuot, which on this year happened on May 23.
However, it looks as if Ashton decided to keep the beard. I'm not really sure what to say to that. I'm always at a loss as to what to think about people who believe in things.
Rumors started circulating today that hit CW show Gossip Girl would have a spinoff coming out that featured Taylor Momsen's character Jenny Humphrey (Li'l J).
According to creator Josh Schwartz these rumors are totally false. He wrote, "Not sure how this got out there, however no plans for spinoff at this moment. The books do have a spinoff, however we have nothing in the works right now other than making sure season two gets off to a great start."
While that may be the case right now, one source inside the CW network is spilling that if the second season goes as well as expected, a spinoff is likely to happen.
Good news for Gossip Girl show lovers, bad news for those who are sticklers for the Cecily Von Ziegesar book series (which I consider myself).
Early reports were saying that George Clooney left Sarah Larson because of her blabbermouth, however now reports are saying it was for a different cause altogether.
In Touch Weekly is reporting that George didn't really want Sarah to get a boob job, however the aspiring model did in May in what some have deemed a desperate attempt to keep George around. They say that George had already made up his mind about dumping her before the surgery, and even before their appearance at the Metropolitan Museum of Art gala in early May.
"He wanted to break up with her however ... He didn't want to be a jerk, so he took her to be nice," the source said.
But the breakup itself? Another source says "They had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they'd broken up and freaked out because George hadn't told her anything. He had to explain himself because she'd found out with the rest of the world."
I feel sorry for Sarah, however at least she's getting a Playboy photo shoot out of the deal. At least one good thing came from that boob job.
Looks like David Boreanaz is having a good time at the Monte-Carlo Television Festival. The Bones star was hamming it up for the photogs making all kinds of goofy faces and playing around with his sunglasses.
I'm not sure how I feel about his hair. Is it lighter than normal? It looks kind of silly to me like he packed himself a bottle of Sun-In to use during his trip # which is never a good idea. Trust me.
The festival opened yesterday evening with the premiere of European made-for-tv movie Father. Big highlights of the week include an international television program competition and the Golden Nymph Awards.
International awards? Who wants a plain old Emmy or Golden Globe when you can get a Golden Nymph? Much more sexy.
Other stars who will be in Monte Carlo for the event are from a variety of U.S. shows including Ashes to Ashes, Cashmere Mafia, CSI, Damages, Desperate Housewives, House, Jekyll, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Law & Order, Lost, October Road, The Boarder and Ugly Betty.
Many French and international stars are expected to be at the festival as well.
Robert Downey Jr. told UK magazine Empire that Burger King was what finally gave him the strength to kick his drug habit and get his career back.
Robert said that in 2003 he was driving a car full of "ton of f#-ing dope." He was hungry pulled over to pick up some fast food to eat.
"I have to thank Burger King," Robert said. "It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen."
The now-sober actor felt so terrible after eating the BK junk, he thought he was overdosing. postward he threw all of his drugs into the ocean and decided to get help for his drug problems.
Robert's character in Iron Man, Tony Stark, requests a cheeseburger from Burger King when he is finally released from being held captive # and Robert hinted that this was a reference to his last high experience at the fast food chain.
Maybe we should get Amy Winehouse to BK for an extra large value meal. I say it if straightened out RDJ, it could help just about anyone.
This is weird. Here's Peter Andre. He's the gay ass husband of Katie Price, aka Jordan that weird fembot-looking British model/author/singer chick. The Australian has been presented with the Daddy of the Year Award 2008 in London, by the Daddie's sauce people. Wow. Thanks? Sounds like he and his wife are doing a bang-up job.
Peter is dad to two children by Katie - Junior, 23 months, and 11-month-old daughter Princess Tiaamii. Which is my new drag name. Now get on the stick and fetch me my tiara.
He's also stepdad to Katie's son Harvey from another marriage. Harvey is six, adorable and is disabled. He's the actual brain of that family.
Here's Kim Kardashian and one of her monstrous sisters enjoying some frosty treats in Monaco. Kim has been hanging out there lately, and showing that ass around town. She recently insisted that her ass is her own and not some sort of padding or what have you. Her ass is not gentically engineered!
Kourtney is going for broke on that cone. I think we know who the fellas needs to flock to if they want it done right. I almost went that entire post without making a reference to blowjobs.
Courtney Cox told reporters at the the Time For Heroes Celebrity Carnival in L.A. on Sunday that best friend/that f*cking friend that always hangs on you when you just want a night alone with your husband Jennifer Aniston is happy.
"Yeah, she is" when the press quizzed her about Aniston's happiness. Aniston recently brought new boyfriend John Mayer over to Courteney and husband David Arquette's Malibu compound. Courteney is probably ready to tongue-kiss Mayer out of gratitude for taking Aniston off her damn jock.
Cox has been Aniston's shoulder to wail on since her 2005 split with Brad Pitt. This is the reason why David Arquette probably does the drugs that cause him to wear those messed-up outfits. He needs something to dull the pain of her coming over to his crib to bitch to Courteney all the time. And she probably always says "Dave, why can't I find a guy like you? You would NEVER do that to Courteney!" And David wants to be like "damn, you would be so much hotter without all the micro-managing and drama and whining."
This is some sadness. Coolio was popped for driving on a suspended license in Los Angeles yesterday evening. He was originally cited for the same offense in San Bernadino in 2001, so apparently he never got his braids down to the DMV.
Coolio was tooling around in a 96 Hummer. He had just been refused entrance to a club called One Sunset. And get this. He tried to get his $30 back from the parking valet. He was given $10 as a refund. Maybe this is because he knew he was going to be arrested and would require $10,000 in bail money?
That is some sad shit. I remember in my younger days when I was eating Ramen five days a week instead of two and we were up in some club for five minutes that totally sucked and I wanted my damn cover fee back and the guy was like "no, douche." I feel Coolio's pain. "Fantastic Voyage" was such a hot summer jam back in the day.
You know how they did The Wiz as a black version of The Wizard of Oz? In these pics, Coolio looks like the Child Catcher from a black version of Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang. He's skeeving me out.
So, there's some dumbass video online of Shia LaBeouf at some party where he and his friend have one of those straight guy penis contests that breeder dudes do when they're drunk and feeling like they have to weigh each other's balls. As I've often said,they should just get unclothed and work out the subtext.
A drunken Shia refers to his pal as "fag" and "dawg" and tries to goad him into slapping him.
And "dawg?" What the-? Shut the f*ck up, Shia LaBeouf! It's "brah", you idiot! You can't even male bond correctly!
This is the lamest thing I have seen committed to film since the MTV Movie Awards this year. Here's why. I have been to these kinds of parties and J. Harvey has straight guy friends who do this shit. And the friends I have make these dicks look like old ladies having a wheechair fight at bingo. The guys I know PUNCH each other in the face.! What is this SLAP thing? The game is called "Ace Ace Punch In The Face" and it used to be played with cards and whoever drew the ace got a fist in the jaw. Then people merely discarded the aces, and just began getting drunk and hitting each other. That's how it's done. Christ, watch the beginning of Thirteen. Even Evan Rachel Wood knows how it's done and is tougher than you, you dumb bitch.
When I viewed the video of this sad occasion, the gay part of me wanted to rail on Shia for using the word "faggot" when he's slapfighting another man and the straight guy part of me (.35%) wanted to call him a pussy for the very same reason. If you're going to have a biggest dick contest, be a man about it!
So, last week on our coverage of The Hills ... OK, it was actually just yesterday, we told you that Audrina Patridge reportedly had a note taped to the door to her guest house in which she was being asked to leave by her two roommates Lauren Conrad and Lauren Bosworth.
Well, the girls have been making attempts to front like they treat Audrina like shit and retaliates by making giant sad eyes, biting her lip and dating alcoholics. So, most recently, the girls had a falling out when LC come home to a photo shoot Audrina was hosting for OK! Magazine. Basically, Lauren lost her shit and got "very, very, very mad" (Audrina's description) because she had promised exclusive photos of their backyard to some other trashy mag.
Audrina told OK!, "Now she thinks I'm sneaky and shady for doing this photo shoot, yet she and her team knew about it. She won't let it go." I predict that by the weekend, someone's going to light someone else on fire.
11 more photos of Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains shooting in Los Angeles, CA. Lohan is back to work after a few stints in rehab and brushes with the law...
Chace Crawford has a lot on his plate. There's shopping to be had, soda to sip, lounging in the sun to do. The man just never stops to take a break! The Gossip Girl star is maintaining a break-neck pace between seasons of his hit CW show.
Seriously, he needs to slow down or he's going to vacation himself right into a heart attack. You think I'm kidding?
An exciting new series with stunning visuals, breathtaking stunts and death-defying acts, Celebrity Circus brings the incredible world of the circus and cirque into America's living rooms. The stars will fly tonight 9:30/8:30c on NBC.
Little Violet Affleck's not quite so little anymore. The Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck spawn enjoyed her first day of school in Santa Monica, CA and was taken home by her doting mommy. I'm guessing it was pre-school because she's two and some change.
There are so many pictures of Jennifer out and about with her little one. If she told me she didn't have a nanny, I'd be inclined to believe her, unlike this one...unless of course she doesn't consider her mother, who is chained to the radiator and forced to care for her famous daughter's twins, to be a "nanny" per se.
Jessica Simpson, trying to branch out into any direction possible now that her film and pop music career is over, is unleashing a line of panties. And you know that her creepy Pops is going to overseeing every stitch because that guy has a lineup in his future.
The collection of bras, panties and sleepwear will be available in major department stores (Wal*Mart) and online (used, on EBay) by spring of 2009.
"I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that's the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood," Jessica says. What if my mood is despair? Do you have despair panties?
Jessica already has "successful" lines of makeup, handbags swimwear, sunglasses and (along with chief hairburner Ken Paves) weave pieces. Seriously, Joe Simpson's going to want to see her in every piece. And take his own Polaroids.
More photos of Jessica Simpson at the CMA Music Fest after the jump.
Oh hells no. There's two scenarios here. Any child that Naomi Campbell would bear would either be a moving targets for a flying cell phone or a more psychotic version of her. Someone better court-order some birth control in her arm, STAT. She's saying she thinks having a child would calm her ass down. A lobotomy would be cheaper and there would less lives destroyed!
"Now I can have a child I would like one," she says. "I'm even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready. I know that with a baby I would change, I'd calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises. You have to give your full self."
Campbell says she had surgery lately which would enable her to give birth. The opposite procedure should have been performed. I'm not kidding, unstable bitches should not get impregnated!
