Or a serial-killing Jackie Rogers Junior? To be honest, we have no idea what he was doing. But it was pretty awful—and in that sense, fit right in with this terrible CBS crime show we had no...Source: Jason Alexander's Chilling 'Criminal Minds' Turn As A Sociopathic Col. Sanders [Cameo Minds]

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With Heroes currently undergoing a ratings tailspin that even a concentrating, constipated-faced Milo Ventimiglia can do nothing about, one would think that creator Tim Kring would be trying to hold...Source: 'Heroes' Creator Has Special Message for the 'Saps' Who Watch His Show [Heroes]

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Make It A Bayou Beast And A Larry Tate. Well, one thing East Coast Angeleno transplants have long been able to bitch about—where can you get a decent slice of pizza drunk at 3 a.m. in this...Source: Make It A Bayou Beast And A Larry Tate. Well, ...

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The recently released poster for the Jonas Brothers' upcoming concert movie — otherwise referred to as Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience — has been the subject of intense scrutiny...Source: 5 Suggestions For Improving the Generally Hideous 'Jonas Brothers Concert Movie' Poster [Poster Children]

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Now that our fierce election year is over, Americans can turn their attention to more pressing matters like what is the goddamned status of the Arrested Development movie. In that spirit, then, we...Source: Introducing the Handy New 'Arrested Development' Film Tracker! [Arrested Development]

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· ABC Family has picked its cast for 10 Things I Hate About You, with Gregory Peck's grandson Ethan Peck chosen for the role created by Heath Ledger. Those are some massive shoes you're...Source: '10 Things I Hate About You: The Series' Doesn't Want You To Compare It To The Movie, OK? [Trade Roundup]

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For those early viewers still nursing lukewarm responses to Australia, Baz Luhrmann has a note making the rounds that hints your projectionist might be to blame. While it's hardly uncommon for anal...Source: Baz Luhrmann Sends Modest Proposal For Multiplexes Not to Ruin 'Australia' [Perfectionists]

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Truly Madly Icky: Alan Rickman is well-known for decades' worth of on-screen misdeeds, but the sex scenes in his new film Nobel Son appear to be the first for which the actor has actually felt...Source: Truly Madly Icky: Alan Rickman is well-known ... [Apologies]

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newVideoPlayer("/Kathie_Lee_Bad_Day.flv", 506, 423,"");We admit to having been somewhat flabbergasted to learn that holiday-album-pimping anti-Christ Kathie Lee Gifford had scored a plum gig hosting...Source: Grumpy Kathie Lee Gifford Admits She Needs To Be Drunk To Make 'Today' Tolerable [Kathie Lee Gifford]

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newVideoPlayer("/View_Traitors.flv", 506, 423,"");While promoting her upcoming variety show Rosie Live yesterday, Rosie O'Donnell shocked exactly no one by dishing dirt on her former View cohosts....Source: Barbara Walters to Rosie and Star: 'Ladies, Get On With Your Lives' [The View]

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DaisyPushingWatch. ABC's Wednesday night lineup reached series lows. The close-to-flatlining Pushing Daisies was down 27% since its last airing opposite The Barack Obama Show, and Private Practice...Source: DaisyPushingWatch. ABC's Wednesday night ... [Pushing Daisies]

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Last week's SNL had no less that eight sketches featuring gay themes or gay content. The comedy in these sketches, without exception, derived from one of three premises: 1. Men kissing or otherwise...Source: Seth Meyers's Gay 'SNL' Damage Control Interview [Snl]

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It's increasingly difficult for us to find supporting evidence for the "Stars: Just like us!" meme that sustains us in our windowless dungeon HQ, but Twilight star Kristen Stewart may yet hold us...Source: Kristen Stewart Will Read Next 'Twilight' Book as Soon as the Check Clears [Adventures In Apathy]

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· Finally, we've learned "what happened to Andrae": he's been busy watering his dress from Season 2 of Project Runway. · When told she would be attending Gucci’s Tattoo Heart...Source: Defamer Instant Reactions to Madonna's Astroturf Dress From Last Night [Dept. Of Wtf]

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Stateside critics have finally seen Australia, and the reviews are in! Kind of, anyway; we've mostly been sorting through first impressions, rough blog sketches and less-then-soaring anti-summaries...Source: 'Australia' is Reeeeally Long, and 6 Other Notable Lessons From the First U.S. Reviews [Critics]

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Paramount production president Brad Weston has had a squirmy few days since Patrick Goldstein outed him as the man who put Twilight in turnaround at the studio, deflecting blame where he can while...Source: Will 'Twilight' Make Studio Turnaround Fashionable at Last? [Trade Secrets]

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Oscar-winning Halle-smacker and notorious pressophobe Adrien Brody agreed to sit down with The Advocate for one of their Big Gay Following interviews—saucy, cheeky affairs that usually elicit a...Source: Adrien Brody Refuses To Confirm Or Deny The Proboscis-Salami Connection [Adrien Brody]

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Reaction Shots: This morning, Barbara Walters chastised Rosie O'Donnell for continuing to perpetuate a feud with the ladies of The View. Later today, in a video on Rosie.com, O'Donnell continued to...Source: Reaction Shots: This morning, Barbara Walters ... [Rosie O'Donnell]

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The Ends: A freakishly minded movie obsessive at Flickr has spent the last year compiling the closing-title cards from 133 films (and counting), providing hours of guessing-game fun and/or free...Source: The Ends: A freakishly minded movie obsessive ... [Happy Endings]

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Breaking news, as THR is reporting that ABC "has decided against picking up" struggling series—in decreasing order of belovedness—Pushing Daisies, Dirty Sexy Money, and Eli Stone. By not...Source: Death Comes To ABC: 'Daisies,' 'Money,' 'Stone' Meet Their Makers [Their Time]

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Since Roger Ebert's return to writing after the 2006 thyroid surgery that left him without part of his jawbone, he's been a notably more adventurous scribe, unafraid to toss off deadpan satire, rice...Source: Roger Ebert Likens Himself to Non-Schumacher Phantom of the Opera [Roger Ebert]

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It's another big-time star on 30 Rock this week. No, we're not only talking about Jack McBrayer, but also Kennedy Center honoree/banjo enthusiast/author/Marcia Brady rejecter Steve Martin. With NBC's...Source: A Wild And Crazy '30 Rock' Night [Watch, TiVo, Kill]

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Josh Brolin's World Candor Tour '08 stopped by MTV this week, where he announced that the script for his upcoming comic-book adaptation Jonah Hex is "awful." Except he means it in a good way, he...Source: Directors Snuffed in Josh Brolin's Quest to Make 'The Most Awful Movie I Can Find' [Josh Brolin]

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newVideoPlayer("/dailyshow_learyautism_gawker.flv", 506, 423,""); · In fact, he says so in this clip. Oh, and Leary defends his theory that most autistic kids are in actuality "stupid. Or...Source: Jon Stewart Lets It Slip He Thinks Denis Leary Is A Raging Asshole [Short Ends]

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Update time! Last week we introduced you to Jonathan Jaxson, the incompetent publicist/Perez-sexing gossip who went spectacularly public with the worst PR strategy in the history of flackdom: Start a...Source: World's Worst Publicist Gets Client Tossed From Thanksgiving Day Parade [Turkeys]

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· Miranda Lee Richards at Tangier, Dub Club at the Echoplex, and Josh "Mr. Katherine Heigl" Kelley at the Hotel Cafe. · Go skating! It's time for Ice at Santa Monica. ·...Source: Miranda Lee Richards, Skating, 'Rose' [To Do]

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When she's not dancing through her Malibu mansion belting "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On it)" into her hairbrush, Jennifer Aniston likes to curl up with a good book and a bad singer and watch a little...Source: Jennifer Aniston's Friends Just Not That Into Her [Jennifer Aniston]

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R.I.P. Irving Brecher died Monday at Cedars-Sinai at the age of 94. Not familiar with that name? You're more than likely familiar with his writing: He wrote Meet Me In St. Louis, Life of Riley, the...Source: R.I.P. Irving Brecher died Monday at Cedars-Sinai ... [Passings]

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We can't help but wonder if each airing will be the last for our colorful, quirky friend Pushing Daisies. Even Rupert Murdoch has caught the PD fever, as the Post is imploring all y'all to at least...Source: Keep 'Pushing Daisies' Alive With A Touch Of Your Remote [Watch, TiVo, Kill]

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A shaken world held its breath today as news surfaced that Winona Ryder was whisked to a London hospital after "falling ill" on a flight from LA. Nothing to see here, her publicist said this...Source: Winona Ryder Arrives in London Via Unconventional 'Ambulance Shuttle' [Emergencies]

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